Them: “Oh, you so strong. We like strong man. How many you do?”
Me: “I just started…I mean uhh…Nine Hundred Ninety Eight… Nine Hundred Ninety Nine… and… finally… One Thousand. There. All done.”
Me: “Check out these guns right here girls. *flexes biceps and triceps*”
Them: “Wow, we so horny. We love you long time.”
Cheesy porn music starts playing. Intercourse ensues.
That’s how I used to pick up chicks at the gym.
It never really worked tho. Worked every time.